But why does he do that mum? Why doesn't someone tell him that he's...
Never mind dear, we just need to mind our own business.
But mum surely if someone just told him it wasn't there, people would stop saying things about him and pointing at him.
Look I'm sure he's a very nice man, he's certainly very fit, I think he could be quite appealing. Certainly he attracts a lot of female interest.
Yeah right mum, about as appealing as a hot date with Phil Spector.
Enough now, there's people coming.