Room with a flu

I had prospective buyers come through my apartment this week. I wasn't home but hopefully the pile of swine flu fact sheets on the bedside table with a bottle of cough syrup and the scrunched up tissues might have kept the inspection to a minimum. Next time perhaps a live pig in the kitchen might help.

The Quiet Ones

Terrible business this swine flu.

What's that? Swine flew you say? Terrible business. Where did he go?

No Swine Flu! The swine flu.

The bastard. Took off did he? Hope you catch the blighter. Thief was it? Hard to catch em, but sort him out when you do. That's the shot.

Oh for god's sake, forget it.

Swinefighter - The Swine Flu Game - Beat the Virus!

Swineflu - fun for all the family!!!


Swinefighter - The Swine Flu Game - Beat the Virus!

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The Quiet Ones

He's kidding me, right?

The Quiet Ones

Have you heard about this flu called swine? Terrible business. Filthy. Comes from pigs I believe, sneezing on people. Originated in the middle ages I guess, when people spent too much time with pigs with bad colds. Now we give our pigs antibiotics so they don't catch cold and give people the flu. Nasty, very nasty.