Forget emissions trading schemes, we need to rid the planet of bad drivers. They are more harmful than carrying around a plastic bag full of spent nuclear fuel rods (A PLASTIC BAG..AAHHH!!). Nothing converts cool environmentally friendly drivers into steaming hot air carbon emitting road ragers than the great motoring moron. Very soon car manufacturers as a new optional extra will be providing driver warning systems of bad driver alert at the rear. As they slam the gears into "D" for dickhead they come screaming up behind you. They sit wedged somewhere in between both front seats with one hand resting on the top of the wheel whilst somehow managing to be driving forwards but looking everywhere else at the same time. To them indicating has become extinct and knowing no more about what to do at a roundabout than knowing about the virtues of crop rotation. They come in fashionable coloured utes, four wheel drives (think school run?) and can infect any motorist watching Top Gear and believing IT'S NOT STAGED. It's a car. It gets you to the shops and back. No part of your anatomy will grow bigger if you get a noisier engine. And you know what? Girls do not give a shit about your car particularly if you spend more money and attention on it.
I love this graphic, Lorna. It is verrrrrry sexy. Unlike most drivers these days.
ReplyDeleteThank you I feel almost elite in my 15 year old Honda Accord now. Did you hear that most of the drivers busted for using their mobiles whilst driving are actually over 45. Not sure what that says other than it's not always the 'P' platers who behave like pricks.
ReplyDeleteI don't think it is the over 45's on the mobile, I think they are just talking to themselves and pretending to know how to use the hands-free.
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