I turned on my computer today and an error message appeared telling me that a "major" error had occurred on my system and that I should report it. Rather than appear a complete dobber I declined the offer of "send report" and selected the other option which means I don't really care and just want to get onto my computer as quickly as possible. What my computer gets up to during the day whilst I am at work is of no concern of mine and provided it goes on when I push the on button, all is good in the garden of good and evil (that's computer speak). I suspect my computer's attempt to attract my attention is based on the fact that on Sunday I purchased a phone thing that enables me to read my emails and poor old computer is feeling a little used and abused. With fear of being replaced by a shiny black gadget the size of a cigarette case and just as healthy, poor old computer stares back up at me looking more dust top than desk top. I'm pleased to say that the major error has caused no prblm *kOS B( w /;1jd iubsb k dii888asmxm! Shit.
Lorna, I've confirmed separation and am now completely ready to take you out to dinner whenever you can fit me into your busy Wine Club avoiding activities - Kindest Reqards from the P-President
ReplyDeleteI hav a sticky "e" ky. Might hav had somthing to do with the kyboard drowning it's sorrows with chardonnay
ReplyDeleteThank you for the kind offer P-President however I'm afraid I am spoken for, of and about so will have to decline. Best wishes with the winos (sorry wine clubbers, sounds better).
ReplyDeleteStill not broken-hearted for some reason and currently having no problem with my computer. Why wouldn't you be spoken for, of and about? Especially when you're speaking out so often. I'm only guessing but I suspect Tony will get a fairly big wake up call at the next Election and I say this against wise advice that you can't predict what happens in Election Years. Long Live Wine Lovers, especially the ones that organise the Revolutionary Coups
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