"VICTORIA Beckham has been offered £25 million to design a luxury hotel in Dubai" according to today's Herald Sun. Such talents this girl. After a hard day doing....gee I'm not really sure, then a quick trip across to the middle east where she can pop open her Gucci pencil case and voila she's an architect. Apparently all you need is as much warmth and personality as a compass set and a body no wider than a set square, and you're off. What surprise awaits us in the Posh Palace, lots of mirrors, a mini bar full of bird seed and loose covers for all the couches so you don't slip down the back when you sit down. For twenty five million pounds I think I could whip up something a bit posh. I might even throw in a packet of peanuts. Just don't feed them to the celebrities.
I want her hairstyle. Like she could use an extra 25 million. But, after she has contracted some experts to make her look good, she might have a couple of mill left over to paint her toenails with.
ReplyDeleteHer hairstyle on my head would look like persian fairy floss, just give me the cash.
ReplyDeleteI reckon the same for me too, Lorna, hehe.
ReplyDeleteWhy don't we split the cash three ways?
ReplyDeleteOr, better still, offer our collective creative services for half her going rate?